To The Lair of the Beast - Karkat's Ohio Adventure

[Karkat's crew walks over to the Gay Lambo seen in the previous episode.]

Jonesy:	Well, here we are.
???:	augh!
Eminem:	Wait, is someone in the car?
Karkat:	THIS VOICE SOUNDS... FAMILIAR. IS THAT... IS THAT THE BOYKISSER?
Boykisser:	Who the? Kar... Karkitty?
Karkat:	NEVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN.
Boykisser:	Man, what ever happened to you? Why the hell are you here? I last saw you back at the... the 2020 Homestuck convention... Didn't you place second in Kissing Games that year?

[Karkat has a flasback to the moment he lost everything he had, throwing a bucket into the audience. The screams... The fear... he remembers it all.]

Karkat:

...
...
...
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT HAPPENED. YOU KNOW *DAMN* WELL WHAT HAPPENED. YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'LL FUCK YOU UP YOU AND YOUR ASS-LIKE NOOK HOLE! FUCK YOU! YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ HOMESTUCK, YOU ONLY CAME FOR THE GAMES YOU ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU!

[Karkat pulls out his bucket.]

Karkat:	I'LL FUCK YOU UP!
Peter:	Woah Karkat, chill out!
Jonesy:	Yeah Karkat, pick your battles. Just chill... We've got what we need, at least.
Karkat:	YOU'RE RIGHT. BOYKISSER, I'M SORRY, BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED THE BACK HALF OF YOUR CAR.
Boykisser:	Fuck man, at least help me out first.

[Karkat's friends help Boykisser out of the remains of his car.]

Jonesy:	Sorry about Karkat, he's been through a lot this past week. You want some Slurp?
Boykisser:	Yeah, thanks.

[Meanwhile, at the FCC's main base of operations...]

Ajit:	Fuck man, I'm gonna have to clean this up... You act all dramamtic, but then you need to clean someone's guts off of your floors, walls, and ceilings.
FCC Informant:	Hey, so the suppression department told me to CC you on this, but they got that one uhhh... let's see here... SiIvaGunner inspired YouTube channel that's ran by one of the troll guys you hate so much? Well, in any case, it's now under our command. I don't know what you'll do with this, but have at it I guess.
Ajit:	Finally, some good news. The blade of Harlem sharpens.

[Meanwhile, Karkat and the gang are busy.]

Karkat:	WITH THAT DONE, WE NEED TO GET THIS NITRO BOOSTER OVER TO THE BATTLE BUS. AND PUT AN END TO THIS FCC SHIT.
Jonesy:	Sounds like a plan.
Eminem:	What about that guy who poisoned you?
Karkat:	WE'LL GET TO THAT NOOKSUCKER LATER.

[MRB EAST, 7PM]

FCC1:

*Radio* Nothing to report here, sir. Will keep you posted if anything suspect happens, over.
Wait... what the hell?

[An engine is heard in the distance.]

Eminem:	You sure this is safe?
Jonesy:	You bet your ass!

[The battle bus smashes through the exterior gate of the MRB East facility, several gunners fire at Karkat's ride, but they all miss, Karkat and the gang smash through the garage door of the facility, coliding with the back wall.]

FCC1:

CENAT, THEY'RE HERE... ARM YOURSELF!

[FCC1 smashes a button, activating an alarm.]

Karkat:	WELL, THEY SURE KNOW WE'RE HERE.
Peter:	Augh!

[The camera pans to reveal Peter on the ground, clutching his knee.]

Peter:

This is not... freakin'... sweet...

[Peter dies in the Family Guy death pose.]

Karkat:	... WELL, SHIT.
Jonesy:	We'd better get out of here before another one of us dies.

Karkat grabs what supplies he can from Peter's corpse, and presses onwards with Jonesy and Eminem, racing down a hall to finally fight MrBeast.]

[END OF EPISODE 6]

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