[Ajit continues vacuuming his walls, Omoriboy's gibs still splattered across them.]
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Ajit: |
I have got to figure out a better way to do this. |
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MrBeast: |
Hey, Ajit, it's me, MrBeast from your research division!
So you know those guys you want me to build those weapons to use on?
Well, looks like it's their final trst, because you wont guess who's barrelling down the halls right now!
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Ajit: |
heh heh heh, well, Sigma, looks like it's your time to shine. |
[Sigma 7 fires up, lights flash on his body.]
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Sigma-7: |
*Click* *whirrr* *MacOS Startup Sound* |
[Sigma-7 jumps down a shaft, ready to fight the trio.]
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Sigma-7: |
*Click* *whirrr* *MacOS Startup Sound* |
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Karkat: |
THIS IS IT. WE'VE JUST GOT TO GET TO MRBEAST. |
[A door closes behind Karkat, and he falls into an arena.]
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Karkat: |
WELL, SHIT. |
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Eminem: |
Looks like we'll have to fight our way out. Cover me while I rap epically, dealing damage to whatever opponent we'll have to face. |
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Sigma-7: |
TARGETS LOCKED, Karkat Vantas, Jonesy "Fortnite" Blevins, Marshall
"Eminem" "Slim Shady" Mathers. |
[Jonesy starts cranking 90s on Sigma-7.]
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Jonesy: |
Get a load of this! |
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Sigma-7: |
I have sustained ▚damages. |
[Sigma-7 pulls out a rocket launcer and tries to blow up Jonesy.]
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Eminem: |
Yo Ligma-7! |
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Eminem: |
I'm Eminem, and I've got fame, you however, are extremely lame! |
[Sigma-7 responds to Eminem's rap onslaught with one of his own, pulling out his AI Drake voice modifier.]
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Sigma-7: |
My name is AutoGunner, and I have all the rizz take ten gamers out with my big ligma energy - it's ballin' swag team epic One Twenty-One Twent Fifteen Seven Twenty-One Fourteen Fourteen Five Eighteen. That's how long my auto-dick is bitch suck on it it's that big. inches. Swag team bm 8 gZ G lk ZHk = bX l k b2c= |
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Sigma-7: |
Rsap verse character limit exceeded - Generate new verse? |
[Eminem is wounded by the onslaught. Jonesy shoots Sigma-7 with an Auto-Shotgun, destroying the robot's right arm.]
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Sigma-7: |
More damage▚ sustained. Equiping sidearm. |
[Sigma-7 switches to his SMG, which he uses with only 1 hand.]
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Sigma-7: |
Time to die, ▚it▚▚. |
[Sigma-7 shoots Jonesy in the leg. Ouch.]
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Jonesy: |
He's low! His shields are cracked! |
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Sigma-7: |
FCC Reminder: We're on No Builds - report any unautorized construction within the base perimeter! |
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Karkat: |
HEY, NOOKSUCKER. |
[Suddenly, from behind, Karkat throws a bucket at Sigma-7, which blows up into a ball of flames!
Parts of the Sigma-7 chasis show clear damage from the blast.]
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Sigma-7: |
Ma▚▚jor damage sustained. I▚nnitializing UltimateWeapon (2). |
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Sigma-7: |
UltimateWeapon courtesy of MrBeast. It's time for Beast Blasting. |
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Sigma-7: |
Locking on to Karkat Vantas. |
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Karkat: |
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Sigma-7: |
It's timee for you to s▚y your ▚Last Goodbyes, Ka▚▚aat.
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[Sigma-7 Readies the BTC-3000, but Karkat is faster, taking Peter's Purple Pistol and scoring a shot right through the head. It reminds him of his deceased friend. From beyond the grave he hears a cry ring out... "freakin' sweet"!]
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Sigma-7: |
▚CRITICAL FUNCTIONS DAMAGED... SUBMITTING ERROR REPORT TO DEBUGG▚R: |
[Sigma-7 fires the BTC-3000 after the headshot, but misses Karkat, sending a ball of plasma directly into the wall next to him. Karkat doesn't hesitate, taking a shot with Peter's Pump shotgun.]
[Jonesy and Eminem then help Karkat by shooting towards Sigma-7, the combined force of all 3 attacking at once causing Sigma-7 to take even more damage.]
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Sigma-7: |
CRITICAL: INHIBITOR DISENGAGED! |
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Sigma-7: |
Rebooting... |
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Sigma-7: |
Attempting Reboot... |
[MrBeast sends a message over the intercom.]
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MrBeast: |
I can't believe this [____]... |
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MrBeast: |
I do so much, I run the robot over with my car 12 times, and this [___] happens? |
[MrBeast presses a button on his control pannel.]
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MrBeast: |
BRAVE THE STORM, FUCKERS! |
[Eminem and Jonesy tend to their wounds.]
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Sigma-: |
Rebooting... |
[AutoGunner looks down.]
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Auto: |
As an AI language model, what the hell is going on? |
[END OF EPISODE 7]