| Walter: | Aww I love being Walter white from hit TV show "Breaking Bad"! |
| Doctor: | yo uhhh you have L rizz cancers, you need to pay a big fine for cancer treatment |
| Doctor: | But because we're from Ohio, we aren't giving you sigma treatment... instead only... OHIO cancer treatment! |
| Walter: |
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Jessie: |
Yo bitch, my name is Jessie Pinkman! |
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Jessie: |
I need money, we need to cook! |
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Walter: |
Cook what, breakfast? |
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Jessie: |
By cook, I mean "cook" methamphetamines, bitch! |
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Walter: |
Jessie, watch your OHIO mouth! |
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Jessie: |
Aww man, that's freakin' OHIO, Walter! How about you go to Ohio! |
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Walter: |
We're in OHIO! this is OHIO Breaking Bad! |
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Walter: |
How do you propose we cook "Jessie"? Considering you have a low enough IQ to watch Slipping Jimmy and think it's a good program! |
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Jessie: |
You are mean, for no reason! Bi-atch! |
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Walter: |
Damn, Daniel! |
Walter and Jessie go to the Breaking Bad car from Breaking Bad to cook methamphetamines.
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Walter: |
So this is the "Breaking Bad Car"? |
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Jessie: |
Yeah, bitch! |
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Walter: |
Now we need to make methamphetamines! |
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Jessie: |
Fuck man, I completely forgot to buy supplies (from the meth store (Home Depot))! |
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Walter: |
Jessie, how much will the meth supplies cost? |
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Jessie: |
I dunno Mr. White, I'm gonna consult "Reddit"! |
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Walter: |
Jessie, you better not post on "r/breakingbad" and ask for the cost of meth. |
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Jessie: |
Sorry bitch, it's the only way! |
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Walter: |
Fine Jessie, but this better be under 5 dollars! |
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Store Guy: |
Hello I am the guy who runs this store! |
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Walter: |
Damn, Daniel! |
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Jessie: |
Mr. White we need to buy this shit, bitch! |
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Store Guy: |
Hello I am the guy who runs this store! |
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Walter: |
Jessie, give me 20 dollars. |
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Walter: |
Jessie, we need to cook and resell the methamphetamines. |
| Jessie: | Walter White, this methamphetamine is "pogsauced", bitch! |
| Walter: | Jessie if you ever say "Pogsauced" again i will cancel you on Twitter.com. |
| Jessie: | Lame, bitch!!! |
| Jessie: | I need to give this to my meth dealer guy... who is from OHIO! |
| Walter: | Okay but they better not try to kill us... that would be freakin' Ohio, Jessie. |
| Jessie: | Yo, meth guys we have some sigma meth for you, no cap, bitch! |
| Meth Guy: | Go fuck yourself. |
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