So i was reading Karkat's Ohio Adventure on my Samsung Smart Fridge, and then something really weird happened when I was reading Episode 1... When chills did something to Karkat's fast food order...
Instead of giving Karkat the famous Grimace Shake...
Chills gave Karkat...
something even more Ohio...

Here's your BLT... (quietly) bitch.

WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?

Number 18: Dead Frog in Fast Food Order...
the last thing you want in your Ohio Burger King meal is a dead frog inside of a BLT you didn't even ask for...
but unfortunately, that might be what you get...

WHAT THE SIGMA?
ERM, YEAH, THAT'S OHIO!

Number 17: Karkat does not escape Chills.exe's wrath...
Instead, Chills continues to terrorize Karkat and Co. until they die in a very Ohio way.

YEAH, OKAY NOOKSUCKER. I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL.

DEAR CENAT...
JONESY...

Number 16: Karkat looks at his friend, slumped over in the seat of his Toyota Prius....
Karkat doesn't know that he will be next to die...

At this point, I was in shock... Jonesy Blevins, dead?
I thought this was weird and disturbing, but figured it was just a glitch, so I continued reading.

I had to get off the Samsung Smart Fridge because my wife was cooking dinner, so I moved to my couch to read it on my 48' LGTV through the Wii internet browser...

CHILLS, WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Number F, you will be paying your respects...
goodbye Karkat...
bitch...

Number E: Ouch! that fucking hurt!
Now I'm angry, and I'm going .exe mode!

It was at this point I noticed a file downloading onto my LGTV, It was titled "KOA1GS.exe"...
I noticed it was a file that couldn't run on my Wii, so I moved it to an SD card and ran it on my 2008 Dell Laptop.
After 10 hours of installing, I rebooted my PC...
It was at that moment I realized something was kinda off...
Because my computer booted to this screen.

Now, I'm normally skeptical of these kinds of things, so I didn't realize how weird having a completely different bootscreen was... until the file opened automatically.

Number D: The last thing you want is for the ghost of famous YouTuber Chills to have access to your personal computer, but unfortunitely that's what you get.

Prepare to die, Fuckwad.

Now at this point, I was shitting AND farting, the ghost of Chills from YouTube... on my PC?
Now this was truly an Ohio Adventure...
I did the one thing I could at 3AM... and called Eminem from Fortnite.

I'm Beginning to feel like Eminem from Fortnite, Fortnite.
All my people from the fort to back nite, back nite-

Eminem from Fortnite, I need your help... Chills has infected my PC!
He's playing Doom (2016) as we speak!

That's Ohio, and as a Michigander, I would know a few things about Ohio!

Do you need me to cancel him? to Gen Z him, bruh?

Yes Eminem, that would be very helpful, thank you.

Alright (Kendrick Lamar), I'll be right there.

Now at this point, I remembered I hadn't finished reading the KOA update, so I went back to my Wii.
Only to see that Karkat was staring at the screen with blood red tears coming out of his eyes...
Like in Homestuck...

YOU FUCKING NOOKSUCKER... YOU INSTALLED THE "CHILLS VIRUS" ON YOUR COMPUTER...
YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL! LIKE IN HOMESTUCK!

I could hear my wife telling me to turn this shit down from the other room, so I obliged.

YOU'RE CRINGE, MR. OBAMA.

At this point, I was shocked that Karkat knew my name, for I had thought that Ohio was a seperate country from the United States in the KOA lore, and I was only elected president one year before the world ended in Homestuck... as former president Barack Obama, I had figured this was just a glitch, but pressed the issue further.

My fellow American, how do you know my name?

I KNOW YOUR NAME BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAMOUS POLITICAN WHO IS WOKE.
LIKE IN THE LAGSMBH 2 WOKEOVER.

DAMN. (Kendrick Lamar album), that's kinda Ohio, blud!

ALSO, YOUR WII'S NAME IS OBAMA'S WII, SO IT WAS KINDA OBVIOUS.

Number C... I'm gonna get your goofy ahh, Karkat...

OH HELL NAH!

THAT'S OHIO! ON GOD!

Hey, isn't that one of those little Homestuck characters?

Why is he on your TV, former President Barack Obama?

I was reading the new KOA episode when Chills started trying to kill Karkat!

And let me guess... it installed an Ohio virus onto your PC.

I can fix this, but it'll cost ya.

It's gonna cost like... I dunno, 250K?

But it'll be worth it if you have anything important on that computer.

I'm gonna leak classified files on you, Obama!
It's the last thing you want!

Alright, Eminem, just do it man, we're fucked otherwise!

Holy shit, Shady! you did it!

Fuck no.

Erm... what the sigma?

Number B.... The last thing you want is to get beat up by Chills from Burger King...
but as it turns out-

Number four. Bullet found in hot dog.

THANKS OBAMA. I WOULD'VE REALLY BEEN IN OHIO WITHOUT YOU.

Aww gee, thanks Karkat, from hit webcomic Homestuck!

FUCK YOU. SUCK MY NOOK.